i didnt notice until now because of how normal everything was, but there was one point in my high school career where everyone in the household had tattoos

i completely forgot that my mom has her back piece

man if everyone still lived together we’d be one tatted up family

that shit is so addicting.. killing midgets on fire WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE?!

Camille Mohala, my lovely, lovely girlfriend.

And now that just means, I’m hers.

i hope to one day, live in a world where when my child does something stupid and gets into trouble, my wife and i wouldnt scold them

instead my wife would say, “i cant believe this, you’re breaking your mother’s heart container!”

and if my children dont understand, i will disown them immediately, that is all

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2007:   god damn I'm so fine, I don't understand how I'll get any hotter
2008:   god damn I'm so fine, I don't understand how I'll get any hotter
2009:   god damn I'm so fine, I don't understand how I'll get any hotter
2010:   god damn I'm so fine, I don't understand how I'll get any hotter
2011:   god damn I'm so fine, I don't understand how I'll get any hotter
2012:   god damn I'm so fine, I don't understand how I'll get any hotter

i cant sleep, my mind keeps replaying all these dumb ass memories that makes me either angry or flustered with embarrassment 

fuck human emotions, i just want to be a cloud

alex: damn, she got hood tattoos *points across collar bone*

me: yeah, i was about to get a chest piece too, in arabic letters or something like that

alex: why?

me: NIGGA WHY’D I GET THE BARS ON MY ARM?! I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. I CROSSED THE LINE ON TATTOOS A LONG TIME AGO

8080:

I am the fucking best.

Bobo thinks she’s the best everyone.