dannyhiga replied to your post: the only thing i take home after a romantic date,…

lol cheapass

i aint cheap, im pathetic ;)

palomaarlene replied to your post: why is it so fucking hard to find a sweet cute…

canada has a lot of’em.

dannyhiga replied to your post: why is it so fucking hard to find a sweet cute…

yeah go to canada

I CAN’T AFFORD TO GO TO CANADA YOU GUYS

hi laura to answer your question about my love story with danny higa. well. we’d have to travel all the way back to the 1950s, when i first laid eyes on him. we were young and naive, i was a scientist, researching time travel, and he was just a civilian but dear god, was he a handsome looking one. at the time, we were seeing eachother in secret and while i knew that was dangerous (because i knew bad people were out to get me) i didnt care. so i devised a plan, to use my time machine to take us into the future so we’d get away from said bad guys, but something wrong happened, it was supposed to take us to january of 2012 in canada (where my workshop would be located) but instead it sent us both into two different locations, i had a miscalculation and it was my fault, and when i met him again in his home now (san francisco) he had lost all prior memory of anything related to me or the time machine. so now im just trying to get him to fall in love with the same guy he did in 1950

bam nigga, match made in heaven, and yes, i was a scientist at 17